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November 11, 2008

GOOG: We Will Sue You to $2 per share

Google Inc:

I present this missive on behalf of Mr. Coleman who is still able to manage the occasional communiques to our illustrious Home Office despite having sealed himself in an underground bunker in an undisclosed location (in Fresno.)

Mr. Coleman is concerned that the 2 shares he purchased in your company have lost significant value this week and that his empire is crumbling due to your company's mismanagement. While Birnbaum Coleman and Turchynsky will admit to Mr. Coleman entertaining some "alternative" notions about the current state of the world, we must demand that you compensate Mr. Coleman for the amount he has lost in the form of Happy Meals. These meals are to be delivered, pre-cooked and frozen, to our new mobile offices behind the Kragen Auto Parts store on Western. I have been assure that Mr. Coleman owns a freezer in which he shall be able to store his dividend.

The choice is yours, Goons: Submit happy meals and increase your stock price or we remove Google Ads from our often visited site and begin searching for everything with Yahoo--surely sending your stock plummeting even further.

Merry Gatesmas,
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Z. BIRNBAUM



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Posted by Zachary Birnbaum | November 11, 2008 12:44 PM