November 10, 2008
More Adrienne Bailon Photos
While it is rare that our financially sound and well known firm do so-called "pro bono" work, we (meaning Mr.Coleman and I, Zac Birnbaum as well as our associates, ex-girlfriends, trophy wives, weed carriers and other gravy train passengers) have been moved to act against the recent violation against one Adrienne Bailon of the Cheetah Girls fame. The thugs who stole her laptop computer and have circulated photos of this innocent woman in compromising positions and poses in various states of undress must and will be brought to justice--a task our fine firm, along with various temporary assigns and unpaid interns will be more than happy to undertake.
To said thugs I say this: While your actions shall no go unpunished, we may be persuaded to go easy on you should you provide full resolution and uncensored versions of said imagery (or link thereto) so that we may access your level of repentance. Submit these items at once or you shall wish I was never unleashed from the warm womb of Shira Birnbaum.
Posted by Zachary Birnbaum | November 10, 2008 10:45 AM